Famous Quotes
851 Quotations with Allen.
- 561. Fred Allen: The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

- 562. Fred Allen: Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too ...

- 563. Fred Allen: We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has ...

- 564. Fred Allen: When a radio comedian's program is finally finished it slinks down Memory Lane i ...

- 565. Fred Allen: You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fl ...

- 566. George Allen: Every time you win, you're reborn; when you lose, you die a little.

- 567. George Allen: I rise today to offer a formal and heartfelt apology to all the victims of lynch ...

- 568. George Allen: In some ways, September 11, 2001, seems a long time ago. Yet we have done so muc ...

- 569. George Allen: We're going to hear a lot of spirited discussion about the President's plan in t ...

- 570. James Allen: No temptation can gravitate to a man unless there is that is his heart which is ...

- 571. James Allen: The greatest achievement was at first and for a time a dream. The oak sleeps in ...

- 572. Steve Allen: Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The ...

- 573. Steve Allen: Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.

- 574. Steve Allen: If the Old Testament were a reliable guide in the matter of capital punishment, ...

- 575. Steve Allen: If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war.

- 576. Steve Allen: In a rational society we would want our presidents to be teachers. In our actual ...

- 577. Steve Allen: Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen m ...

- 578. Steve Allen: The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake.

- 579. Woody Allen: A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she s ...

- 580. Woody Allen: Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good ste ...
