Famous Quotes
851 Quotations with Allen.
- 1. Woody Allen: I am at two with nature.
- 2. Woody Allen: I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It inv ...
- 3. Woody Allen: Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently the ...
- 4. Woody Allen: If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my nam ...
- 5. Woody Allen: It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- 6. Woody Allen: Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
- 7. Fred Allen: Committee--a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide ...
- 8. Woody Allen: If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst ...
- 9. Woody Allen: Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
- 10. Woody Allen: More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads ...
- 11. Woody Allen: Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
- 12. Woody Allen: My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
- 13. Woody Allen: How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the rolle ...
- 14. Mark Twain: I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him ...
- 15. Woody Allen: I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into ...
- 16. Woody Allen: It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
- 17. Woody Allen: It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not des ...
- 18. Woody Allen: It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept be ...
- 19. Woody Allen: Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
- 20. Woody Allen: Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.