127 Quotations by Woody Allen
- 81. My Lord, my Lord! What hast Thou done, lately?
- 82. My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.
- 83. My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
- 84. My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.
- 85. Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
- 86. Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exc ...
- 87. Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exc ...
- 88. On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down.
- 89. On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down.
- 90. Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable su ...
- 91. Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable su ...
- 92. Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
- 93. Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
- 94. Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it's fantastic.
- 95. Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man a ...
- 96. Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
- 97. Sex without love is an empty gesture. But as empty gestures go, it is one of the best.
- 98. She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could ca ...
- 99. Showing up is 80 percent of life.
- 100. Side Effects Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on the weekend. Woody Allen Sex all ...
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