127 Quotations by Woody Allen
- 41. I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday nig ...

- 42. I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy ...

- 43. I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked ...

- 44. I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead.

- 45. I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

- 46. I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.

- 47. I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way aroun ...

- 48. I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

- 49. I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

- 50. I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

- 51. If I had my life to live over, I wish I could be a great pianist or something.

- 52. If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say ab ...

- 53. If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job.

- 54. If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

- 55. If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

- 56. If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.

- 57. If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.

- 58. If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.

- 59. If you're not failing, you're not trying anything.

- 60. In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

Woody Allen Quotes by Power Quotations
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