I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything. Every once in a while I turn it on and off. On and off. On and off. One day I got a call from a woman in France who said Cut it out! - Steven Wright

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Steven Wright: "I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything. Every once in a while I turn it on and off. On and off. On and off. One day I got a call from a woman in France who said Cut it out!"

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Anything	Apartment	Call	Every
France	Once	Switch	Turn
While	Woman

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