Famous Quotes / Rodney Dangerfield
43 Quotations by Rodney Dangerfield
- 41. When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
- 42. With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever ha ...
- 43. Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'