Famous Quotes / P. J. O'Rourke
P. J. O'Rourke: "Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year."
| About | April | Around | Begins |
| Christmas | December | Ends | Fifteenth |
| Finally | Next | Office | Party |
| Realize | Spent | Year |