Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird... a social being... capable of actual affection... nuzzling its young with almost human- like compassion. Anyway, it's dead and we're gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family... - Berke Breathed

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Berke Breathed: "Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird... a social being... capable of actual affection... nuzzling its young with almost human- like compassion. Anyway, it's dead and we're gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family..."

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Actual	Affection	Almost	Anyway
Asked	Bird	Capable	Christmas
Commanded	Compassion	Dead	Dear
Doubt	Family	Give	Gonna
Human	Intelligent	Lively	Lord
Nuzzling	Please	Respects	Social
Thank	Thee	Turkey	Young

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