148 Quotations with Woody.
- 21. Woody Allen: I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to ...
- 22. Woody Allen: I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
- 23. Woody Allen: When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
- 24. Woody Allen: What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what ...
- 25. Woody Allen: Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
- 26. Woody Allen: To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
- 27. Woody Allen: Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too s ...
- 28. Woody Allen: How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt s ...
- 29. Woody Allen: As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to ...
- 30. Woody Allen: Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fu ...
- 31. Woody Allen: His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral ...
- 32. Woody Allen: Eighty percent of success is showing up.
- 33. Woody Allen: Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
- 34. Woody Allen: Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very ...
- 35. Woody Allen: Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love.
- 36. Woody Allen: The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the b ...
- 37. Woody Allen: I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It invol ...
- 38. Woody Allen: More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to desp ...
- 39. Woody Allen: Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence, so ...
- 40. Woody Allen: The wicked at heart probably know something.
Woody Quotes by Power Quotations
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