344 Quotations with Vance.
- 21. Snoopy: Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. S ...
- 22. Anne Bradstreet: If what I do prove well, it won't advance.
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- 23. Ambrose Bierce: CONTROVERSY, n. A battle in which spittle or ink replaces the injurious cannon-b ...
- 24. Ambrose Bierce: DAMN, v. A word formerly much used by the Paphlagonians, the meaning of which is ...
- 25. Ambrose Bierce: DECALOGUE, n. A series of commandments, ten in number -- just enough to permit a ...
- 26. Ambrose Bierce: DELUSION, n. The father of a most respectable family, comprising Enthusiasm, Aff ...
- 27. Ambrose Bierce: DISOBEY, v.t. To celebrate with an appropriate ceremony the maturity of a comman ...
- 28. Ambrose Bierce: DRAGOON, n. A soldier who combines dash and steadiness in so equal measure that ...
- 29. Ambrose Bierce: DUEL, n. A formal ceremony preliminary to the reconciliation of two enemies. Gre ...
- 30. Ambrose Bierce: FEMALE, n. One of the opposing, or unfair, sex.
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- 31. Ambrose Bierce: GRAMMAR, n. A system of pitfalls thoughtfully prepared for the feet for the self ...
- 32. Ambrose Bierce: INEXPEDIENT, adj. Not calculated to advance one's interests.
- 33. Ambrose Bierce: LIFE, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily app ...
- 34. Ambrose Bierce: MAGNETISM, n. Something acting upon a magnet. The two definitions immediately fo ...
- 35. Ambrose Bierce: NEWTONIAN, adj. Pertaining to a philosophy of the universe invented by Newton, w ...
- 36. Ambrose Bierce: OFFENSIVE, adj. Generating disagreeable emotions or sensations, as the advance o ...
- 37. Ambrose Bierce: PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.
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- 38. Ambrose Bierce: REVOLUTION, n. In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment. Speci ...
- 39. Ambrose Bierce: SABBATH, n. A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the wo ...
- 40. Ambrose Bierce: SEAL, n. A mark impressed upon certain kinds of documents to attest their authen ...
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