Famous Quotes
556 Quotations with Twain.
- 1. Mark Twain: Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.

- 2. Mark Twain: The report of my death was an exaggeration.

- 3. Mark Twain: A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to rea ...

- 4. Mark Twain: Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

- 5. Mark Twain: Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

- 6. Mark Twain: I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him ...

- 7. Mark Twain: In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed ...

- 8. Mark Twain: Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library ...

- 9. Mark Twain: My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

- 10. Mark Twain: In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school ...

- 11. Mark Twain: Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard a ...

- 12. Mark Twain: You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

- 13. Mark Twain: I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of ...

- 14. Mark Twain: It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss ...

- 15. Mark Twain: I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.

- 16. Mark Twain: Time cools, time clarifies; no mood can be maintained quite unaltered through th ...

- 17. Mark Twain: A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

- 18. Mark Twain: When you cannot get a compliment any other way pay yourself one.

- 19. Mark Twain: Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

- 20. Mark Twain: He was a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was wai ...
