Famous Quotes
556 Quotations with Twain.
- 21. Mark Twain: Never tell the truth to those unworthy of it....
- 22. Mark Twain: Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. Bu ...
- 23. Mark Twain: Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
- 24. Mark Twain: There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy inte ...
- 25. Mark Twain: Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has ...
- 26. Mark Twain: I believe I have no prejudices whatsoever. All I need to know is that a man is a ...
- 27. Mark Twain: Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
- 28. Mark Twain: Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
- 29. Mark Twain: Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion.
- 30. Mark Twain: It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when ...
- 31. Mark Twain: In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the Mars ...
- 32. Mark Twain: The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you d ...
- 33. Mark Twain: If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be - a Christian.
- 34. Mark Twain: I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful ...
- 35. Mark Twain: Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes an ...
- 36. Mark Twain: It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you: the one to s ...
- 37. Mark Twain: Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
- 38. Mark Twain: If you take a dog which is starving and feed him and make him prosperous, that d ...
- 39. Mark Twain: When I think of the number of disagreeable people that I know who have gone to a ...
- 40. Mark Twain: Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last you are goi ...