Famous Quotes
385 Quotations with Steven.
- 81. Robert Louis Stevenson: A man should stop his ears against paralyzing terror and run the race that is se ...
- 82. Robert Louis Stevenson: Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant
- 83. Steven Covey: The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing
- 84. Steven Wright: If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS h ...
- 85. Steven Wright: What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men
- 86. Steven Wright: How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there
- 87. Steven Wright: How come abbreviated is such a long word
- 88. Steven Wright: Clones are people two
- 89. Steven Wright: If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague
- 90. Steven Wright: Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it
- 91. Steven Wright: Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we suppose ...
- 92. Steven Wright: Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks
- 93. Steven Wright: I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans
- 94. Steven Wright: Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag
- 95. Steven Wright: If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in
- 96. Steven Wright: If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a ...
- 97. Steven Wright: So what's the speed of dark
- 98. Steven Goldberg: Laughter is a noisy smile!
- 99. Adlai Stevenson: It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
- 100. Robert Louis Stevenson: His friends were those of his own blood or those whom he had known the longest; ...