Famous Quotes
532 Quotations with Steve.
- 101. Robert Louis Stevenson: A man should stop his ears against paralyzing terror and run the race that is se ...
- 102. Robert Louis Stevenson: Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant
- 103. Steven Covey: The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing
- 104. Steven Wright: If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS h ...
- 105. Steven Wright: What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men
- 106. Steven Wright: How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there
- 107. Steven Wright: How come abbreviated is such a long word
- 108. Steven Wright: Clones are people two
- 109. Steven Wright: If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague
- 110. Steven Wright: Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it
- 111. Steven Wright: Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we suppose ...
- 112. Steven Wright: Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks
- 113. Steven Wright: I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans
- 114. Steven Wright: Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag
- 115. Steven Wright: If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in
- 116. Steven Wright: If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a ...
- 117. Steven Wright: So what's the speed of dark
- 118. Steven Goldberg: Laughter is a noisy smile!
- 119. Steve Almond: Nothing on Earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.
- 120. Adlai Stevenson: It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.