372 Quotations with Rita.
- 41. Rita Rudner: My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorro ...
- 42. Myrtle Reed: Lots of people think they're charitable if they give away their old clothes and ...
- 43. Ambrose Bierce: DRUIDS, n. Priests and ministers of an ancient Celtic religion which did not dis ...
- 44. Ambrose Bierce: EDITOR, n. A person who combines the judicial functions of Minos, Rhadamanthus a ...
- 45. Ambrose Bierce: INSURANCE, n. An ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitte ...
- 46. Ambrose Bierce: MAGDALENE, n. An inhabitant of Magdala. Popularly, a woman found out. This defin ...
- 47. Ambrose Bierce: PHONOGRAPH, n. An irritating toy that restores life to dead noises.
- 48. Ambrose Bierce: PROBOSCIS, n. The rudimentary organ of an elephant which serves him in place of ...
- 49. Marcel Ophuls: Puritanism...helps us enjoy our misery while we are inflicting it on others.
- 50. H. L. Mencken: Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
- 51. Howard Zinn: Was all this bloodshed and deceit - from Columbus to Cortes, Pizarro the Puritan ...
- 52. Thomas Babington Macaulay: The Puritan hated bear-baiting, not because it gave pain to the bear, but becaus ...
- 53. Finley Peter Dunne: The Puritans gave thanks for being preserved from the Indians, and we give thank ...
- 54. Rita Rudner: My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide ...
- 55. Rita Mae Brown: The last thing I have to say is that ice is the past tense of water. I've always ...
- 56. Rita Rudner: My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
- 57. Aldous Huxley: If you look up 'Intelligence' in the new volumes of the Encyclopeadia Britannica ...
- 58. Rita Rudner: When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend the ...
- 59. Rita Rudner: I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine ...
- 60. Rita Rudner: Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day befor ...
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