3255 Quotations with Right.
- 3041. Steven Wright: If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
- 3042. Steven Wright: If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
- 3043. Steven Wright: In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over wha ...
- 3044. Steven Wright: It's a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds died they'd just stay righ ...
- 3045. Steven Wright: It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
- 3046. Steven Wright: My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask h ...
- 3047. Steven Wright: My friend invented Cliff's Notes. When I asked him how he got such a great idea, ...
- 3048. Steven Wright: My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.
- 3049. Steven Wright: My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewher ...
- 3050. Steven Wright: One time I went to a museum where all the work in the museum had been done by ch ...
- 3051. Steven Wright: The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in f ...
- 3052. Steven Wright: There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were tra ...
- 3053. Steven Wright: There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you ...
- 3054. Steven Wright: When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, th ...
- 3055. Steven Wright: When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I ...
- 3056. Steven Wright: When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy tra ...
- 3057. Steven Wright: When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only ...
- 3058. Steven Wright: When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five min ...
- 3059. Wilbur Wright: I am an enthusiast, but not a crank in the sense that I have some pet theories a ...
- 3060. Ron Wyden: I don't think it is right to let OPEC run roughshod over the American consumer a ...
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