Famous Quotes
3255 Quotations with Right.
- 3001. Steven Wright: Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to ...
- 3002. Steven Wright: Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
- 3003. Steven Wright: Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped ...
- 3004. Steven Wright: Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.
- 3005. Steven Wright: For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same ...
- 3006. Steven Wright: George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear ...
- 3007. Steven Wright: He was a multi-millionaire. Wanna know how he made all of his money? He designed ...
- 3008. Steven Wright: I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sle ...
- 3009. Steven Wright: I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap dep ...
- 3010. Steven Wright: I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get ...
- 3011. Steven Wright: I didn't get a toy train like the other kids. I got a toy subway instead. You co ...
- 3012. Steven Wright: I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to eve ...
- 3013. Steven Wright: I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funera ...
- 3014. Steven Wright: I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
- 3015. Steven Wright: I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front o ...
- 3016. Steven Wright: I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything. Every once in a while ...
- 3017. Steven Wright: I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a messag ...
- 3018. Steven Wright: I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furio ...
- 3019. Steven Wright: I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there.
- 3020. Steven Wright: I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goe ...