119 Quotations with Idiot.
- 1. Mark Twain: In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed ...

- 2. Mark Twain: In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school ...

- 3. Rich Cook: Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger ...

- 4. Steven Wright: There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot ...

- 5. Mark Twain: Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. Bu ...

- 6. Walter Kerr: Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to ...

- 7. Unknown: Programming today is a race between software engineers stirring to build bigger ...

- 8. Horace Mann: If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end ...

- 9. Martin Tupper: Memory is not wisdom; idiots can by rote repeat volumes. Yet what is wisdom with ...

- 10. Rebecca West: The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are ...

- 11. Ambrose Bierce: ETHNOLOGY, n. The science that treats of the various tribes of Man, as robbers, ...

- 12. Ambrose Bierce: IDIOT, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affair ...

- 13. Ambrose Bierce: MOLECULE, n. The ultimate, indivisible unit of matter. It is distinguished from ...

- 14. Ambrose Bierce: RIBROASTER, n. Censorious language by oneself concerning another. The word is of ...

- 15. Ambrose Bierce: STORY, n. A narrative, commonly untrue. The truth of the stories here following ...

- 16. Aaron Nimzovich: How could I lose to such an idiot?

- 17. Karen Elizabeth Gordon: Great men are not always idiots

- 18. John Lennon: There's a great woman behind every idiot.

- 19. George Bernard Shaw: The 100% American is 99% an idiot.

- 20. Dennis Miller: A lot of people voting for Pat Buchanan say they are doing so to send a message. ...

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