46 Quotations with Elephant.
- 1. Fontenelle: A true philosopher is like an elephant; he never puts the second foot down until ...
- 2. Ambrose Bierce: CIRCUS, n. A place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, ...
- 3. Ambrose Bierce: FEMALE, n. One of the opposing, or unfair, sex.
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- 4. Ambrose Bierce: GREAT, adj.
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- 5. Ambrose Bierce: PROBOSCIS, n. The rudimentary organ of an elephant which serves him in place of ...
- 6. Ambrose Bierce: SCIMETAR, n. A curved sword of exceeding keenness, in the conduct of which certa ...
- 7. Lazarus Long: An elephant: A mouse built to government specifications.
- 8. Kelvin Throop: To get the attention of a large animal, be it an elephant or a bureaucracy, it h ...
- 9. John Sedgwick: They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance.
- 10. Gene Spafford: Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficul ...
- 11. Julian the Apostate: The idea of an incarnation of God is absurd: why should the human race think its ...
- 12. Horton: I meant what I said, and I said what I meant.
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- 13. J.B.S. Haldane: To the biologist the problem of socialism appears largely as a problem of size. ...
- 14. Dr. Seuss: I meant what I said, and I said what I meant.
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- 15. John Herro: An elephant is a mouse, built to government specifications.
- 16. Groucho Marx: I once shot an elephant in my pajamas, how he got in my pajamas I'll never know.
- 17. Unknown: When elephants fight, only the grass gets hurt.
- 18. Charles H. Branch: A good fundraiser has the appetite of an IBM machine, the energy of a chimpanzee ...
- 19. Georg C. Lichtenberg: Be wary of passing the judgment: obscure. To find something obscure poses no dif ...
- 20. Frank Zappa: Do we really want to know how Michael Jackson makes his music? No. We want to un ...
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