194 Quotations with Dave.
- 1. Dave Barry: I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would com ...
- 2. Dave Barry: Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count t ...
- 3. Dave Barry: What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
- 4. Dave Winer: The fruits of all our labors have left us as we started. To grow without is not ...
- 5. Dave Preston: He must not laugh at his own wheeze. A snuff box has no right to sneeze.
- 6. Ambrose Bierce: FIB, n. A lie that has not cut its teeth. An habitual liar's nearest approach to ...
- 7. Dave Barry: Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
- 8. Dave Barry: We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in ...
- 9. Dave Barry: All the big corporations depreciate their possessions, and you can, too, provide ...
- 10. Dave Barry: Let's talk about how to fill out your 1984 tax return. Here's an often overlooke ...
- 11. Dave Barry: The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free informati ...
- 12. Dave Barry: And, of course, you have the commercials where savvy businesspeople Get Ahead by ...
- 13. Dave Barry: Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
- 14. Dave Barry: Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during game ...
- 15. Dave Barry: Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case ...
- 16. Dave Meurer: A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an ...
- 17. Dave Barry: What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth ? Judging from realistic simulations i ...
- 18. Dave Weinbaum: I you don't have a leg to stand on, you can't put your foot down.
- 19. Dave Barry: You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
- 20. Dave Barry: Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, toda ...
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