Famous Quotes
720 Quotations with Danger.
- 561. Rodney Dangerfield: Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time ...
- 562. Rodney Dangerfield: At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he ...
- 563. Rodney Dangerfield: I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt ano ...
- 564. Rodney Dangerfield: I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
- 565. Rodney Dangerfield: I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
- 566. Rodney Dangerfield: I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I w ...
- 567. Rodney Dangerfield: I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.
- 568. Rodney Dangerfield: I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my fat ...
- 569. Rodney Dangerfield: I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
- 570. Rodney Dangerfield: I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told ...
- 571. Rodney Dangerfield: I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
- 572. Rodney Dangerfield: I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
- 573. Rodney Dangerfield: My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
- 574. Rodney Dangerfield: My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
- 575. Rodney Dangerfield: My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said ...
- 576. Rodney Dangerfield: My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, sh ...
- 577. Rodney Dangerfield: Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid ...
- 578. Rodney Dangerfield: The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
- 579. Rodney Dangerfield: What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
- 580. Rodney Dangerfield: What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about th ...