Famous Quotes
725 Quotations with Dang.
- 561. Lincoln Chafee: Reform of the medical liability system should be considered as part of a compreh ...

- 562. Benjamin Cohen: A world in which others controlled the course of their own development, would be ...

- 563. Mary Elizabeth Coleridge: Christmas Eve I saw a stable, low and very bare, A little child in a manger. The ...

- 564. Rodney Dangerfield: Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time ...

- 565. Rodney Dangerfield: At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he ...

- 566. Rodney Dangerfield: I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt ano ...

- 567. Rodney Dangerfield: I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

- 568. Rodney Dangerfield: I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

- 569. Rodney Dangerfield: I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I w ...

- 570. Rodney Dangerfield: I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.

- 571. Rodney Dangerfield: I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my fat ...

- 572. Rodney Dangerfield: I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

- 573. Rodney Dangerfield: I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told ...

- 574. Rodney Dangerfield: I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.

- 575. Rodney Dangerfield: I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

- 576. Rodney Dangerfield: My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.

- 577. Rodney Dangerfield: My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.

- 578. Rodney Dangerfield: My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said ...

- 579. Rodney Dangerfield: My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, sh ...

- 580. Rodney Dangerfield: Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid ...
