130 Quotations with Cooper.
- 81. Tommy Cooper: A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts ...
- 82. Tommy Cooper: A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age. ...
- 83. Tommy Cooper: And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking mon ...
- 84. Tommy Cooper: I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Str ...
- 85. Tommy Cooper: I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs? ...
- 86. Tommy Cooper: I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already!
- 87. Tommy Cooper: It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' ...
- 88. Tommy Cooper: Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was ...
- 89. Tommy Cooper: My wife had a go at me last night. She said, You'll drive me to my grave. I had ...
- 90. Tommy Cooper: So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put ...
- 91. Tommy Cooper: So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He ...
- 92. Tommy Cooper: So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you give me a lift? ...
- 93. Tommy Cooper: So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'Yo ...
- 94. Tommy Cooper: Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
- 95. Tommy Cooper: You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a lit ...
- 96. Art Cooper: If I have a signature, it's the skull and crossbones. I have ties, cuff links, s ...
- 97. Art Cooper: My only regrets in my career are that I never spent any time overseas as a repor ...
- 98. Art Cooper: One grooming tip that really works is to put cucumber slices on your bloodshot e ...
- 99. Art Cooper: When I first started editing GQ, it gave the impression of being, and in fact wa ...
- 100. Art Cooper: When I was a young man, I had a mentor on women and he said when you meet a woma ...
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