256 Quotations with Andy.
- 221. Andy Rooney: The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is ...

- 222. Andy Rooney: The world must be filled with unsuccessful musical careers like mine, and it's p ...

- 223. Andy Rooney: There are sixteen cans of coffee here; together they hold a total of thirteen an ...

- 224. Andy Rooney: We've sent a man to the moon, and that's 29,000 miles away. The center of the Ea ...

- 225. Andy Richter: I have an aunt Pat, and she was the celebrity of my childhood. She had a bunch o ...

- 226. Andy Richter: I kinda feel like I know the funniest people. I guess Bill Murray. It's really, ...

- 227. Andy Richter: I wouldn't want to be a talk show host. That's another awkward compliment people ...

- 228. Andy Richter: Robert called me and said, I'm gonna be working with this guy Conan O'Brien who' ...

- 229. Andy Richter: Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lat ...

- 230. Andy Richter: Some people are born with a brain that has this weird, magical mathematical thin ...

- 231. Andy Richter: There are naked people in boots on a mountain top firing guns.

- 232. Andy Richter: We've been swimming at nude beaches and I love to go skinny dipping, but I'm sor ...

- 233. Andy Richter: Well, South Carolina isn't exactly a bastion of openmindedness.

- 234. Andy Richter: When I first started working, it was a little bit like that. They said, Come be ...

- 235. Andy Richter: When I'm thinking of myself in a good light, I think of myself as a character ac ...

- 236. Randy Travis: For me, having come to study and understand some of the Bible and finally gettin ...

- 237. Randy Travis: My dad wanted me to play when I was a kid, so I learned to play the guitar. I pu ...

- 238. Strom Thurmond: I did not risk my life on the beaches of Normandy to come back to this country a ...

- 239. Bob Uecker: Career highlights? I had two. I got an intentional walk from Sandy Koufax and I ...

- 240. Andy Van Slyke: I have an Alka Seltzer bat. You know, plop plop fizz fizz. When the pitcher sees ...

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