Famous Quotes / Andy Rooney
23 Quotations by Andy Rooney
- 1. Anyone who likes golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
- 2. As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.
- 3. Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don ...
- 4. Death is a distant rumor to the young.
- 5. Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
- 6. For most of life, nothing wonderful happens. If you don't enjoy getting up and working and finishing ...
- 7. Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
- 8. I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too muc ...
- 9. I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.
- 10. If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
- 11. If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
- 12. It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
- 13. Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first plac ...
- 14. Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say ...
- 15. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probabi ...
- 16. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probabi ...
- 17. The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
- 18. The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the c ...
- 19. The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every re ...
- 20. The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell yo ...