Famous Quotes / Unknown
Unknown: "The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet."
| Bread | Buttered | Carpet | Chance |
| Cost | Directly | Down | Falling |
| Proportional | Side |
| Bread | Buttered | Carpet | Chance |
| Cost | Directly | Down | Falling |
| Proportional | Side |