Famous Quotes / Tim Allen
8 Quotations by Tim Allen
- 1. But separate a man from his car- that's inhuman.
- 2. Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doe ...
- 3. Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make ...
- 4. Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words large or size with rear end. Never. Avoid t ...
- 5. To get a man's attention, just stand in front of the TV and don't move. He'll talk to you. I promise ...
- 6. While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get m ...
- 7. Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station ...
- 8. Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married wit ...