All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store... with a pricing gun... She said, Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store. - Steven Wright

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Steven Wright: "All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store... with a pricing gun... She said, Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store."

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Above	Across	Building	Cats
Ceramic	Department	Designs	Down
Everything	Give	Hairballs	Hall
Insane	Lady	Marking	Money
People	Pricing	Store	Synthetic
Tried	Vault

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