Famous Quotes / Steven Wright

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Steven Wright: "All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store... with a pricing gun... She said, Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store."


Steven Wright's Quotations


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