Famous Quotes / Steven Wright
Steven Wright: "All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store... with a pricing gun... She said, Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store."
Above | Across | Building | Cats |
Ceramic | Department | Designs | Down |
Everything | Give | Hairballs | Hall |
Insane | Lady | Marking | Money |
People | Pricing | Store | Synthetic |
Tried | Vault |