Famous Quotes / Steve Martin
12 Quotations by Steve Martin
- 1. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
- 2. Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything!
- 3. Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
- 4. Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.
- 5. First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
- 6. I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you ...
- 7. I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to ...
- 8. I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was ... an arctic wildernes ...
- 9. I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
- 10. I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.
- 11. There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't s ...
- 12. Well, excuuuuuse me!!!!