Famous Quotes / Stanislaw J. Lec
24 Quotations by Stanislaw J. Lec
- 1. Advice to writers: Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin.
- 2. All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often.
- 3. Do not ask God the way to heaven; he will show you the hardest one.
- 4. Don't shout for help at night, you may wake your neighbors.
- 5. Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.
- 6. He who limps is still walking.
- 7. I am against using death as a punishment. I am also against using it as a reward.
- 8. If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his co ...
- 9. Intelligence, in diapers, is invisible. And when it matures, out the window it flies. We have to pou ...
- 10. Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork?
- 11. Never lie when the truth is more profitable.
- 12. No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
- 13. People find life entirely too time-consuming.
- 14. Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's; and unto hu ...
- 15. The consumer's side of the coffin lid is never ostentatious.
- 16. The first condition of immortality is death.
- 17. The first requisite for immortality is death.
- 18. The weakest link in a chain is the strongest because it can break it.
- 19. There are grammatical errors even in his silence.
- 20. Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don't bite everybody.