Famous Quotes / Spike Milligan
16 Quotations by Spike Milligan
- 1. A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
- 2. All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
- 3. Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
- 4. Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
- 5. For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of s ...
- 6. Hi vibrato sounded like he was driving a tractor over a ploughed field with weights tied to his scro ...
- 7. I can speak Esperanto like a native.
- 8. I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
- 9. I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
- 10. I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never rea ...
- 11. I'm a hero with coward's legs.
- 12. In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it w ...
- 13. It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
- 14. Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
- 15. Money couldn't buy friends, but you get a better class of enemy.
- 16. My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.