22 Quotations by Scott Adams
- 1. Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
- 2. Dogbert: "Well you know what they say, when life gives you lemon, make lemonade."
Dilbert: "But i'm ...
- 3. Everyone is an idiot, not just the people with low SAT scores. The only differences among us is that ...
- 4. Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Ta ...
- 5. I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can ...
- 6. If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smar ...
- 7. If you ever have trouble sounding condescending, ask a UNIX user to show you how it's done.
- 8. If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
- 9. In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that to ...
- 10. In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up an ...
- 11. Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequ ...
- 12. Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give y ...
- 13. Most success springs from an obstacle or failure.
- 14. No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an idiot.
- 15. Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
- 16. Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logica ...
- 17. Technology: No Place for Wimps!
- 18. The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and lik ...
- 19. There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes, tea leaves, ...
- 20. There's a fine line between participation and mockery.
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