Famous Quotes / S. J. Perelman
3 Quotations by S. J. Perelman
- 1. Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
- 2. Their [the waiters'] eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate my wallet - ...
- 3. Their the waiters' eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate my wallet - p ...