Famous Quotes / Russell Baker
Russell Baker: "It was dramatic to watch my grandmother decapitate a turkey with an ax the day before Thanksgiving. Nowadays the expense of hiring grandmothers for the ax work would probably qualify all turkeys so honored with gourmet status."
| Decapitate | Dramatic | Expense | Gourmet |
| Grandmother | Grandmothers | Hiring | Honored |
| Nowadays | Probably | Qualify | Status |
| Thanksgiving | Turkey | Turkeys | Watch |
| Work |