14 Quotations by Roseanne Barr
- 1. As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then he ...
- 2. Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling fe ...
- 3. I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all wo ...
- 4. I hate the word housewife; I don't like the word home-maker either. I want to be called Domestic God ...
- 5. I know how to do anything - I'm a mom.
- 6. In Tulsa, restaurants have signs that say, 'Sorry, we're open.'
- 7. My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pant ...
- 8. My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater e ...
- 9. My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
- 10. The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
- 11. The thing women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just take it.
- 12. The world makes you into a bitch, no matter how quietly you go, so you may as well go kicking and sc ...
- 13. There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a ...
- 14. Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I c ...
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