Famous Quotes / Mitch Hedberg
7 Quotations by Mitch Hedberg
- 1. I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
- 2. I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming ...
- 3. I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
- 4. I think Bigfoot is blurry; that's the problem.
- 5. The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
- 6. You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going and hook ...
- 7. You know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at m ...