Famous Quotes / Milton Berle
14 Quotations by Milton Berle
- 1. A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.
- 2. A man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman rushes to him and cradles his h ...
- 3. A young man fills out an application for a job and does well until he gets to the last question, Who ...
- 4. Committee: a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
- 5. I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to m ...
- 6. I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a ...
- 7. If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
- 8. Laughter is an instant vacation.
- 9. My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years ol ...
- 10. Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.
- 11. The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's ...
- 12. We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight
- 13. Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?
- 14. You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.