7 Quotations by Mike Royko
- 1. Anyone who is different today faces harassment, whether it is in the way he dresses, or in the posit ...

- 2. Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.

- 3. Hey, Dennis, this is Mike! Kick me, please! I'll settle for the price of a set of golf clubs.

- 4. I never went to a John Wayne movie to find a philosophy to live by or to absorb a profound message. ...

- 5. It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylu ...

- 6. When I asked him how long he had been driving a taxi, he said, Dree mouse.

- 7. Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice, and I don't want to sway anyone one way or anoth ...

Mike Royko Quotes by Power Quotations
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