Famous Quotes / Matt Groening
7 Quotations by Matt Groening
- 1. Don't have a cow, man.
- 2. Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.
- 3. If money is the root of all evil, then why do we have to have jobs?
- 4. If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in
- 5. Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature m ...
- 6. Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneat ...
- 7. Warning signs that lover is bored:
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