19 Quotations by Joseph Heller
- 1. Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; ca ...

- 2. Every writer I know has trouble writing.

- 3. Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to priva ...

- 4. He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

- 5. He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.

- 6. I intend to live forever or die trying.

- 7. I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.

- 8. I'm gonna live forever, or die trying.

- 9. Like Olympic medals and tennis trophies, all they signified was that the owner had done something of ...

- 10. Rise above principal and do what's right.

- 11. so convincing were those dreams of being awake that he woke from them in a state of complete exhaust ...

- 12. Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon th ...

- 13. Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrus ...

- 14. Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornicatio ...

- 15. The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.

- 16. The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them.

- 17. There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they w ...

- 18. We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.

- 19. When I grow up I want to be a little boy.

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