Famous Quotes / John Mortimer
9 Quotations by John Mortimer
- 1. All the flower children were as alike as a congress of accountants and about as interesting.
- 2. Beauty is handed out as undemocratically as inherited peerages, and beautiful people have done nothi ...
- 3. Farce is tragedy played at a thousand revolutions per minute.
- 4. I suppose that writers should, in a way, feel flattered by the censorship laws. They show a primitiv ...
- 5. The freedom to make a fortune on the stock exchange has been made to sound more alluring than freedo ...
- 6. The shelf life of the modern hardback writer is somewhere between the milk and the yogurt.
- 7. The worst fault of the working classes is telling their children they're not going to succeed, sayin ...
- 8. To escape jury duty in England, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of the Daily telegraph.
- 9. When you get to my age life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory.