My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash. - Joan Rivers

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Joan Rivers: "My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash."

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Birth	Cord	Dumb	Everywhere
Followed	Forgot	Gave	Having
Leash	Obstetrician	Year

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