16 Quotations by Jay London
- 1. A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.
- 2. A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.
- 3. Do you know it was a year a ago today?
- 4. I dated a partially nude model, and she did a half-assed job.
- 5. I had a very lonely New Year's this year, I had to watch my own balls drop.
- 6. I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.
- 7. I saw a sign it said left lane closed so I went someplace else.
- 8. I saw a stationery store move.
- 9. I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out ...
- 10. I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.
- 11. I went out with a promiscuous impressionist - she did everybody.
- 12. I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling.
- 13. I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.
- 14. I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.
- 15. My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
- 16. Virgo, and a real Virgo. Nit picky, cranky, cantankerous, fidgety, neurotic. All of the above, but t ...
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