Famous Quotes / Jack Handey
6 Quotations by Jack Handey
- 1. I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don' ...
- 2. I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
- 3. It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man and an ever bigger man t ...
- 4. The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
- 5. The other day I got out my can-opener and was opening a can of worms when I thought, What am I doing ...
- 6. The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just ...