Famous Quotes / Homer Simpson
10 Quotations by Homer Simpson
- 1. Alchohol, the cause of and the solution to all the world's problems.
- 2. English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
- 3. I didn't lie--I was writing fiction in my mouth.
- 4. I'm just trying to get in, it's not like I'm running for Jesus.
- 5. Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
- 6. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.
- 7. The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
- 8. Trying is the first step towards failure.
- 9. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what seperates us from the animals. Except the w ...
- 10. You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.