Famous Quotes / George Ade
17 Quotations by George Ade
- 1. 'Whom are you?' he asked, for he had attended business college.
- 2. A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
- 3. A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
- 4. After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.
- 5. Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.
- 6. Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
- 7. Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant.
- 8. For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.
- 9. If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
- 10. In scattering seeds of kindness, do it by hand and not by machine.
- 11. In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular ent ...
- 12. In uplifting, get underneath.
- 13. Life is a series of relapses and recoveries.
- 14. Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense.
- 15. R-E-M-O-R-S-E! Those dry Martinis did the work for me: Last night I feel like thirty cents, My eyes ...
- 16. She was short on intellect, but long on shape.
- 17. The time to enjoy a European tour is about three weeks after you unpack.