30 Quotations by Garrison Keillor
- 1. A book is a gift you can open again and again.
- 2. A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through i ...
- 3. A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast a ...
- 4. Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar hair ...
- 5. Cats . . . teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
- 6. Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
- 7. Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of ge ...
- 8. George Bush's lips are where words go to die.
- 9. God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how ...
- 10. Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards and we will go to great leng ...
- 11. I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
- 12. I believed and I still believe that every moment is there to be savored and to be improved upon and ...
- 13. I want to resume the life of a shy person.
- 14. It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.
- 15. It's better to be burnished with use than rusty with principle.
- 16. Librarians, Dusty, possess a vast store of politeness. These are people who get asked regularly the ...
- 17. Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, ...
- 18. One day Donald Trump will discover that he is owned by Lutheran Brotherhood and must re negotiate hi ...
- 19. People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now ...
- 20. Selective ignorance, a cornerstone of child rearing. You don't put kids under surveillance: it might ...
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