Famous Quotes / Evan Esar
10 Quotations by Evan Esar
- 1. A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
- 2. America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional ...
- 3. Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis s ...
- 4. Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
- 5. Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
- 6. Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won' ...
- 7. Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won' ...
- 8. Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different ...
- 9. The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
- 10. You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and de ...