Famous Quotes / Emo Phillips
8 Quotations by Emo Phillips
- 1. At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second ...
- 2. I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
- 3. My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
- 4. People come up to me and say, "Emo, do people really come up to you?"
- 5. Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they ar ...
- 6. Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
- 7. Weh I was a kid I prayed every night for a bike until I figured out that that's not the way that God ...
- 8. Women! Ya can't live with 'em and ya can't get 'em to wear skimpy little Nazi outfits.