17 Quotations by Ellen DeGeneres
- 1. I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful ...
- 2. I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.
- 3. I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had ...
- 4. I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, "S ...
- 5. I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I ...
- 6. In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was s ...
- 7. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we d ...
- 8. People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
- 9. Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, dont put it off.
- 10. Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses and ha ...
- 11. The sixties were when hallucinogentic drugs were really, really big. And I don't think it's a coinci ...
- 12. The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain ...
- 13. We use 10 percent of our brains. Imagine how much we could accomplish if we used the other 60 percen ...
- 14. We use 10% of our brains. Imagine how much we could accomplish if we used the other 60%.
- 15. Why should I pay strangers to listen to me talk when I can get strangers to pay to listen to me talk ...
- 16. Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old wom ...
- 17. You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She ...
Ellen Degeneres Quotes by Power Quotations
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